Why don't Masons pay there dues?

Now before you go off about stale donuts and stale meetings and no value for your money I mean truly why don't Masons pay their dues? I have been in the business of calling, cajoling, visiting, persuading and listen dummy pay your dues business for nearly 20 years. Pay your dues please. 99% pay their dues when you contact them and let me tell you I forgot, life's too busy and oh yeah dues doesn't cut it with me when I saw you at lodge last night, the Reunion last week and in the grocery store the other day. So please pay your dues. This public service announcement has been brought to you by a grumpy PM. That's all..